The Things That I Have

Jennifer White: 6' 2" lesbian family friend who claims to have once driven through the end of a rainbow on the freeway.

minor obsession with names:
Fairuza Balk
Chauncey Billups
Tenochtitlan
Benazir Bhutto (!!!)
Sta-Puft marshmallow man

so many hangnails

abiding discomfort towards small children, particularly those who sing or dance.

"My Life Would Suck Without You." a song.

"My life would suck without you." what I tell my boyfriend, Food, every time we hang out.

nearsightedness

A list of some sad things:
-walking through the house, turning off lights. CAN ALSO BE LOVING, PARENTAL

-my dad went to wal-mart at christmas and bought some gummy bears. my mom found them in the closet yesterday; she thinks he was ashamed to give them to us because they were from wal-mart. SHAME AND FATHERS: SAD

-flirting on the internet

-being too apathetic and impatient to make the effort to do something interesting SAD: BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE, FOR WHATEVER REASON, NEVER SEEM TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM. AND ALSO BECAUSE IT IS A SELF-IMPOSED PROBLEM.

-misspellings in important documents YOU JUST WANT TO TAKE IT BACK AND YOU CAN'T IT'S TOO LATE. NEVER SAD: UNINTENTIONAL MISUSE OF APOSTROPHES: IRRITATING

-situations where someone is out of their depth and is too intimidated to say so

RETURN TO ORIGINAL THEME

an excellent vocabulary

three dead pets and one living one