The Things That I Have
Jennifer White: 6' 2" lesbian family friend who claims to have once driven through the end of a rainbow on the freeway.
minor obsession with names:
Fairuza Balk
Chauncey Billups
Tenochtitlan
Benazir Bhutto (!!!)
Sta-Puft marshmallow man
so many hangnails
abiding discomfort towards small children, particularly those who sing or dance.
"My Life Would Suck Without You." a song.
"My life would suck without you." what I tell my boyfriend, Food, every time we hang out.
nearsightedness
A list of some sad things:
-walking through the house, turning off lights. CAN ALSO BE LOVING, PARENTAL
-my dad went to wal-mart at christmas and bought some gummy bears. my mom found them in the closet yesterday; she thinks he was ashamed to give them to us because they were from wal-mart. SHAME AND FATHERS: SAD
-flirting on the internet
-being too apathetic and impatient to make the effort to do something interesting SAD: BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE, FOR WHATEVER REASON, NEVER SEEM TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM. AND ALSO BECAUSE IT IS A SELF-IMPOSED PROBLEM.
-misspellings in important documents YOU JUST WANT TO TAKE IT BACK AND YOU CAN'T IT'S TOO LATE. NEVER SAD: UNINTENTIONAL MISUSE OF APOSTROPHES: IRRITATING
-situations where someone is out of their depth and is too intimidated to say so
RETURN TO ORIGINAL THEME
an excellent vocabulary
three dead pets and one living one
minor obsession with names:
Fairuza Balk
Chauncey Billups
Tenochtitlan
Benazir Bhutto (!!!)
Sta-Puft marshmallow man
so many hangnails
abiding discomfort towards small children, particularly those who sing or dance.
"My Life Would Suck Without You." a song.
"My life would suck without you." what I tell my boyfriend, Food, every time we hang out.
nearsightedness
A list of some sad things:
-walking through the house, turning off lights. CAN ALSO BE LOVING, PARENTAL
-my dad went to wal-mart at christmas and bought some gummy bears. my mom found them in the closet yesterday; she thinks he was ashamed to give them to us because they were from wal-mart. SHAME AND FATHERS: SAD
-flirting on the internet
-being too apathetic and impatient to make the effort to do something interesting SAD: BECAUSE SOME PEOPLE, FOR WHATEVER REASON, NEVER SEEM TO HAVE THIS PROBLEM. AND ALSO BECAUSE IT IS A SELF-IMPOSED PROBLEM.
-misspellings in important documents YOU JUST WANT TO TAKE IT BACK AND YOU CAN'T IT'S TOO LATE. NEVER SAD: UNINTENTIONAL MISUSE OF APOSTROPHES: IRRITATING
-situations where someone is out of their depth and is too intimidated to say so
RETURN TO ORIGINAL THEME
an excellent vocabulary
three dead pets and one living one