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Jan. 27th, 2006 11:49 amIt is not always at the front of my mind that I am a human and can generalize about myself--mostly that sex is always a motivator. For example, if there were someone I thought was just the cat's vagina and I found out that he liked clean teeth, I bet I'd find myself flossing as regularly as I tell the dentist I do. If he thought good grades made it clap, I could be studious as all get-out, come hell or high water.
I have good intentions when it comes to everyday life, but I keep on doing things in the wrong order. Every morning sometimes usually always I take off my glasses, fold them up and set them down, and begin to brush my teeth before I put on my contacts. I can't see. It is rather counterproductive. Last night I had to plug in my bedside lamp in the outlet behind my bed, so I walked over and turned off the overhead light in my room before I had plugged in the lamp. It was very dark. I had committed to it, though!
Two days ago I remembered the institution of the paragraph. Relationships so concern me that I feel an obligation to make every sentence contiguous to every other, when in fact there's a tool for switching focus and this is it.
I have good intentions when it comes to everyday life, but I keep on doing things in the wrong order. Every morning sometimes usually always I take off my glasses, fold them up and set them down, and begin to brush my teeth before I put on my contacts. I can't see. It is rather counterproductive. Last night I had to plug in my bedside lamp in the outlet behind my bed, so I walked over and turned off the overhead light in my room before I had plugged in the lamp. It was very dark. I had committed to it, though!
Two days ago I remembered the institution of the paragraph. Relationships so concern me that I feel an obligation to make every sentence contiguous to every other, when in fact there's a tool for switching focus and this is it.